- Normal is overrated. I said that way before Gregory House did. I should sue him for plagiarism.
- I've been mulling a restaurant concept. I need someone willing to throw money away and invest. There is no guarantee it'll work, but the more I wait the more likely someone will steal the idea.
- I'm weird. There! I've said it.
- I can't wait to wear my Winter coat. I love my Winter coat.
- I talk to myself all the time. It must seem strange to other people.
- Where can I go where I don't have to talk to people?
- Sometimes I wish I had a car, and then I remember there's something called parking and insurance.
- All these unexplained bruises and cuts are making me look bad.
- I'll quit when it stops being fun. That's my personal motto.
- Who'll win in a staring contest: Weeping Angel or Silent?
- I should invent a new language.
- I don't like most foods that most people like, but at least I'll try most foods once (as long as it's actual food, that real people eat, somewhere on Earth).
- I refuse to eat chicken feet.
- I don't normally eat cheese, salads, or sandwiches. There are exceptions.
- I don't get poké.
- I want to be a superhero. I can't figure out yet what superpower I want.
- I like being alone. I'm not lonely. I'm just very competitive with myself. That can be awkward.
- I like vegan food, so sue me.
- I might go on a fast. It's really nothing.
- Which reminds me, eating is a waste of time. It should be an enjoyable activity, not a necessity.
- I need an off switch.
- I often wonder what people think when they see me. Strangers either ask me for directions or they think I'm angry. Apparently my facial expressions don't match how I actually feel.
- Most people eat to live. I live to eat.
- I'm fine not eating for a few days. It doesn't bother me at all.
- I think I probably won't eat until Friday.
- I can't get this song out of my head.
- I feel like writing a novel. Why not?
- I should pick up knitting again. And then I can be the little old lady who knits.
- I should just put on some music.
- Well, I think I just spent an hour or so making a useless list of random thoughts. I feel pretty good about that.
- I think I'll make another list next time I'm bored. Good night for now.
So, reader, I am asking for your stories. What strange and random thoughts have you had? Did you share them with anyone? How were they received?
As always, please keep it civil and relevant. I promise I will refrain from commenting on your experience, but I might be curious enough to ask questions to better understand your story.
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